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Poster: WHARFRAT Date: Dec 1, 2007 9:05am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

SDH and Elbow started this yesterday at chatzy.

Match a dead tune with a product.
You can use a tune more then once if you like.

Chinacat Sunflower Seeds
Fire On The Mountain Dew
Me and My Uncle Bens Rice

Hope you Saturday is going well people.

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Poster: Stealz Date: Dec 1, 2007 11:39am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

When I Paint My Masterpiece Theatre

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Poster: amosearle Date: Dec 1, 2007 12:31pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

Big River Raft and Canoe Outfitters

Friend of the Devil's Food Cakes

Around and Around Carousels

Not Fade Away Laundry Soap

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Poster: William Tell Date: Dec 1, 2007 1:05pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

Those last three of yours are great ones!

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Poster: Lou Davenport Date: Dec 1, 2007 1:08pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

Yes--the laundry soap in particular. I also liked your cream puff whip and Rob's Slipknot! tire chains (and Earl's neckties).

To my interminable list, I add Funiculi Funicular railways, which I read on Wikipedia is actually what the original song was about.

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Poster: CompSurfahV2 Date: Dec 1, 2007 9:44am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

Uncle John's Band-Aids

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Poster: Lou Davenport Date: Dec 1, 2007 12:44pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

Lazy Lightnin' rods
It's All Over Now Baby Blue jeans
It's A Sin patisserie
The Music Never Stopped uninterruptible power supplies
Brokedown Palace roofing
I'm a Hog For You weight-loss clinics
And We Bid You Goodnight sleeping pills
Truckin' van lines
Mason's Children day care
It Hurts Me Too painkillers
Looks Like Rain umbrellas

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Poster: jglynn1.2 Date: Dec 2, 2007 6:09am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

Black Peterbuilt Trucks

Lost Sailorman Marine

One More Saturday Nighttime Cold Medicine

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Poster: WHARFRAT Date: Dec 2, 2007 6:22am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

nice -Black Peterbuilt Trucks

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Poster: BryanE Date: Dec 1, 2007 1:11pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

Black-Throated Windows
Foolish Heartburn Antacids
It Must Have Been The Roses Landscaping (or Let it Grow---)
Looks Like Rain Umbrellas
Wharf Rat Traps (Earl says Cheese, I say Traps)
Passenger Cab Service
Shakedown Street Cleaners
What's Become of the Babysitter

And a REAL stretch---
Mississippi Half Step Uptown Toodafrootlooooops

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Poster: William Tell Date: Dec 1, 2007 2:43pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

I don't know if it makes sense, but that frickin Baby sitter one has me laughing out loud...could be for a straight up service or for one that's gone missing or...

Good one, B.

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Poster: Lou Davenport Date: Dec 1, 2007 5:10pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

It's classic humor in that it sets the listener up for one idea and then substitutes another.

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Poster: Billy Pilgrim Date: Dec 1, 2007 5:59pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

jack-a-roe boats
crazy fingers massage parlor
stagger lee jeans
estimated prophet accounting firm
lost sailor compasses
terrapin station turtle food supplier

...shit how are all u guys so good this ha

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Dec 1, 2007 10:05am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

Easy Wind Laxatives
Alabama Getaway Vacation Planners
I Will Take You Home Cab Service
Let It Grow Penis Extensions
New Potato Caboose Fries
Slipknot! Tire Chains
(Don’t) Ease Me In Condoms

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Poster: mcgannahan Date: Dec 1, 2007 10:14am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

don't ease me in dildos would be funnier

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Poster: buffalo69 Date: Dec 1, 2007 11:00am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

not McGannahan chiming in again about his obsession with phallic objects. I'm sure you and your "life partner" were snickering to one another and high-fiving over the opportunity to speak about anything related to your lifestyle. Hey Bro, like a read in my psychology books there's nothing you can do about it, those were just the cards you were dealt, so you have to play them. How is the hormone therapy going? Dire Wolf explained it one time like you guys thought of yourselves as women trapped in a man's body. I can see how that would lead you guys to alcoholism, and drug addiction. You should have saved all that money you guys made on tour selling shots of Bailey's off your asshole's... that was quite a spectacle. It's too bad for you guys that you lit yourselves on fire that time at the spectrum when you tried to drink a flaming double shot of Everclear off your "partners" bung hole, thus putting an end to a blossoming business in the rainbow community. Anyway my point being had that not happened you could have continued you're little act to all the bars in the Castro, and been able to afford that sex change operation. And by the way we all know that's what dire Wolf is actually doing right now.

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Poster: Tito the Attention Whore Date: Dec 1, 2007 11:47am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

hey tito, how ya doin, buddy? hope all is well!

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Poster: buffalo69 Date: Dec 1, 2007 3:12pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

I'll tell you once and for all Attention Whore... I'm not Tito! I absolutely hate the New England Patriots, the Red Sox, the Celtics, and the Boston Bruins as much as I hate a Boston accent. Secondly... Tito could never master my creativity, my spelling, my use of the English language, or my verbal skills in general. Is he one of my disciples? Yes. Did he study under my tutelage? Yes. Is he the grasshopper to my sensei? Yes . Has the pupil surpassed the master? I think not. Are you a sword swallowing, flesh popsicle slurping cretin, living in his grandmother's filth strewn attic, praying on innocent children, and the elderly? Absolutely. Are you so disturbed that you can't wait to read my posts because it tittelates you and your "life partner" to new heights "or should I say Lows" Most definitely. All I can say, is except who you are... kick the closet door down, and wave your rainbow colored flag, like you've never waived before.

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Poster: Tito the Attention Whore Date: Dec 1, 2007 8:33pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

hey tito, how ya doin, buddy? hope all is well! yore ego is my filth strewn addict bitch.
and its spelt titillates. not tittelates. masta of the english language. masta of tha fuckin jerkoffs.
all yoo do is talk bout dewds asses an faggs an grannys addict. yew spent too much time playin wit yo meat thermometer.

This post was modified by Tito the Attention Whore on 2007-12-02 04:33:38

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Poster: buffalo69 Date: Dec 2, 2007 9:24pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

You're so lame... that's the best you could do? You corrected, the one word I misspelled, yet you used "an” before fag. You only use, “an” before words that began with a vowel, you douche bag. And by the way, are you typing from your grandmother's filth strewn attic, or her filth strewn basement which you referred to as your "apartment" when talking to strangers, or would be John's while you're out cruising. By the way, are you still carrying the bag of your grandmother's feces with you? You should really get some help for that.

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Poster: L.A. Women Date: Dec 1, 2007 3:47pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

grandmother's filth strewn attic
haha who says strewn? i guess thats an example of your creativity. and seriously who would live in the attic of there grandmas house, surely she has an open room our a couch, much more preferable then a filthy attic.



When I get off of this mountain, you know where I want to go?
A D E
Straight down the Mississippi river, to the Gulf of Mexico
A D
To Lake Charles, Louisiana, little Bessie, girl that I once knew
A D E
She told me just to come on by, if there's anything she could do

Refrain:

A
Up on Cripple Creek she sends me
D
If I spring a leak she mends me
E
I don't have to speak, she defends me
F#m G
A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one

Good luck had just stung me, to the race track I did go
She bet on one horse to win and I bet on another to show
The odds were in my favor, I had 'em five to one
When that nag to win came around the track, sure enough she had won

(refrain)

I took up all of my winnings, and I gave my little Bessie half
And she tore it up and threw it in my face, just for a laugh
Now there's one thing in the whole wide world, I sure would like to see
That's when that little love of mine, dips her doughnut in my tea

(refrain)

Now me and my mate were back at the shack, we had Spike Jones on the box
She said, "I can't take the way he sings, but I love to hear him talk"
Now that just gave my heart a throb, to the bottom of my feet
And I swore and I took another pull, my Bessie can't be beat

(refrain)

Now there's a flood out in California and up north it's freezing cold
And this living on the road is getting pretty old
So I guess I'll call up my big mama, tell her I'll be rolling in
But you know, deep down, I'm kind of tempted
To go and see my Bessie again.

(refrain)


This post was modified by L.A. Women on 2007-12-01 23:47:10

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Poster: mcgannahan Date: Dec 1, 2007 8:43pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

yeah, yeah, yeah, your a bore.

This post was modified by mcgannahan on 2007-12-02 04:43:50

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Poster: choad Date: Dec 1, 2007 8:46pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

Its a known fact the white man cant compete with the African black snake Mackey my boy. Explaining why most serial killers are white and like the NBA. Buffalo69/Tito suffers greatly from this penile envy. Further explaining the posts of non-stop homo-eroticism. Tito/Buffalo69 seems to be fixated on ass-play.

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Poster: choad Date: Dec 1, 2007 8:39pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

What up Tito? Whats the prob buddy> You not getting enough attention you have to start posting as buffalo69? Talking about gay stuff and ass this and ass that. Same shit different name.
I hope your reading your psyche books. help you out with your multiple personality problems.

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Poster: mcgannahan Date: Dec 1, 2007 9:04pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

black peter dido co. serving the community for over 23 years

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Poster: Lou Davenport Date: Dec 1, 2007 12:41pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

Terrapin Station wagons
Clementine swimming lessons (!)

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Poster: Earl B. Powell Date: Dec 1, 2007 11:09am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

Eyes Of The Worled Sunglasses
Blues For Allah Rifle Scopes
Black Peter Vibrators
Born Cross Eyed Corrective Lenses
Built To Last Light Bulbs (a pet peeve)
Comes A Time Pocket Watches
Easy Wind Flatulence Pills
Hell In A Bucket Hot Sauce
High Time Sticky Nugs
Looks LIke Rain Umbrellas
Slipknot Neck Ties
Wharf Rat Cheese

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Poster: grendelschoice Date: Dec 1, 2007 11:39am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

Franklin's (Trump) Towers

Wharf Rat Pest Removal

Miller High Time Lager

Loose Lucy Escort Service

Mississippi Half Step Dance Studio

Far From Me Travel

Estimated Profit Investment Services

Scarlet Begonias Flower Shop

Row Jimmy Canoes and Kayaks

I Need a Miracle Baptist Church

Black Throated Wind Turbines




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Poster: Lou Davenport Date: Dec 1, 2007 12:53pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

Sorry for the multiple posts, but I forgot to add my favorite:

The Stranger (Two Souls in Communion) wafers

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Poster: grendelschoice Date: Dec 1, 2007 1:10pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

West L.A Fadeaway Jump Shot Basketball Camp

At a (Vinyl) Siding

Lady With a Fan Air Conditioners

Candyman Confectionary

Stronger Than Dirt Stain Remover

He's Gone Funeral Home

Quinn the Eskimo Igloos

Promised Land Real Estate

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Poster: WHARFRAT Date: Dec 1, 2007 5:04pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

Promised Land -O-Lakes Butter

This post was modified by WHARFRAT on 2007-12-02 01:04:00

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Dec 1, 2007 9:50am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

Row Jimmy Dean Sausage.

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Poster: mcgannahan Date: Dec 1, 2007 10:01am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

alligatorade

easy windex

new potatobuds

cryptical envelopmentos



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Poster: WHARFRAT Date: Dec 1, 2007 10:02am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

nice one!!!

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Poster: Lou Davenport Date: Dec 1, 2007 12:23pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

Doin' That Rag do rags
What's Become of the Baby monitors
Clementine banjos
Dark Star sunglasses
Death Don't Have No Mercy funeral homes
He Was a Friend of Mine social networking site
Good Morning Little Schoolgirl wake-up service

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Poster: Lou Davenport Date: Dec 1, 2007 1:29pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

Help on the Way paramedics
St. Stephen quarry (!)

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Poster: William Tell Date: Dec 1, 2007 12:16pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

Cream Puff Whip

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Poster: WHARFRAT Date: Dec 1, 2007 4:59pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

What about I need a Miracle Whip???

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Poster: He Live's Date: Dec 1, 2007 7:46pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

CAN YOU WIN YOUR OWN POST?

i didnt like any of the ones that were simply "name of song" + name of item/concept

i need a miracle whip is a bit more like it....you win again (dice)

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Poster: I-K-Y-Rider Date: Dec 1, 2007 10:02am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

Cold Rain & Snow Cones

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Poster: cream-puff-war Date: Dec 1, 2007 10:03am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

And So We Leave The White Castle (burrrrp...)

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Poster: mcgannahan Date: Dec 1, 2007 10:09am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

standing on the moonpie

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Poster: AshesRising Date: Dec 1, 2007 10:24am
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Forum motto: Good Hatin'

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Poster: patourkid Date: Dec 1, 2007 10:48am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Lets have some fun (totally dead related)

Good Lovin ribbed condoms ,"For her pleasure".

Box of rain package company, "Our boxes stand up through all the elements"

Masons children grew and grew and so could your's at Masons children's learning center.

Cool post!!! Let me think on this a bit I've thought of a ton, this is actually been something I do alot in my mind.